I'm huge in the Middle East

People think I'm great,
In the United Arab Emirates,
And I always can get a date,
In any sultanate,
Especially if we're talking Kuwait.

That's riiight Survival of the Richest is airing all over the Middle East and people...my people...love me.

Saudi Huzzah!

Sadao S. Munemori Memorial Interchange

When two freeways intertwine,
In concrete arcs of majestic line,
The statesmen must erect a sign,
And dedicate the interchange to a hero of our time.

No better place to record the mighty deed,
By one of those who chose to bleed.
Than where commuters have to read,
Because their cars have zero speed.

The more they gave for Uncle Sam,
The bigger their associated traffic jam.
And so the greatest hero ever to be alive,
Must be commemorated on the four-oh-five.