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SWM seeks F with web design skills - 24
Reply to: anon-101934290@craigslist.org
Date: 2005-10-04, 5:30PM PDT

So as I think back on the great relationships I've had I realize that it wasn't just about the sex or the physical intimacy...it was also about the free stuff that I got out of it. There was the girl who used to work at Starbucks...ahhh the lattes we had. The princess who let me wear her tiara...My point is this. I need some free web design. I also wouldn't mind a relationship with someone I respect. So why not put the two together. Brilliant? I think so. If you don't want sex in return that's okay too. So here's my wish list:

1) Professional web designer or having skills sufficient to be a professional web designer
2) Loves ellipsis...
3) Attractive
4) Personality
5) Seeks Romantic Relationship
6) Intelligence...hopefully comes with 1.

1 and 2 are non-negotiable. 3-6...not that fussed about if the web design skills are really there. Money to pay for web design skills is okay too. There's more to me than that but we can talk about that after you finish my website. See my photo. Mysterious no?

this is in or around WeHo
no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

 

Tue, 4 Oct 2005 17:56:46 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Master Bates" <1truelove@yahoo.com>
To: anon-243054234@craigslist.org
hi there,
i own an adult website where i hire straight white males under 30 to do self masturbation videos and get paid between $100 and $300 an hour to start and can double or triple based on age/appearance/physical condition and above all your experience! the better you look, the most you make! u must be at least 18 with a valid photo id and social and arrange an informal interview. if you have an interest or want more info. please respond with pic and stats and we can take it from there.. serious inquires only!
jeff thompson
flog a dead dolphin entertainment group, inc.

From: Huntsy-Popos
To: "Master Bates" <1truelove@yahoo.com>
Jeff,
I have to say your offer intrigued me. I went to an all boys boarding school so you know I have experience masturbating. I mean I know I haven’t seen a script but sometimes you just get feeling and my feeling tells me this is a great project. I’d love to get involved. The only thing is $100-$300 an hour sounds great but I’m not sure I can go for a whole hour. How does timesheeting work? I mean once I’ve punched the clown does that mean I’m punched out. Let me know,
Hunter