Why do you think you should be the BlissGuy:

Because, until recently, I was the second most attractive guy on the planet. Unfortunately Narcissus got turned into a flower so now I'm number one! YES! Some wags would note that I turned into a pansy a long time ago but they're not going to be the BlissGuy and I am! YES!

Describe your routine:

I don't like shaving cream because it can leave a filmy residue on your skin. That's why I use only the finest shaving clay. Putting dirt on your face is so masculine yet, in this case, it's not but I'm comfortable with that because not only does this earthy emulsion give me a closer shaver it also gives me that deep down sense of self-satisfaction.

I could go on about my routine but it's basically just Patrick Bateman's...but more.