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To: Fatima
Sent: Dec 18, 2006 6:04 PM
Subject: Re:

Dear Fatima,
I'm glad you enjoyed watching me on TV. Autographed headshots are now only $15. What better gift for the person who has almost everything than the man who really does have everything. Happy Holidays,
Hunter

------Original Message------
From: Fatima
To: hunter@huntermaats.com
Sent: Dec 18, 2006 2:49 PM
Subject:

You know, I've watched Survival of the Richest and I just don't get you. Sometimes you seem like an asshole and others like a human. Do you really like making girls cry?(for fun!) Are you that self obsessed? I mean your ego is so huge, you probably can't take it everywhere with you. Sure, you're good looking but trust me I've seen better. Richer, more handsome and unlike you, complete gentlemen. As much as I despise your personality, I have to admit, I can see why girls fall all over you. By the way, I've been to the Middle East and some people do worship you but the majority hate you; so stop patting yourself on the back. Don't get me wrong I'm not contacting you just to insult you, personally I like cocky guys. All I'm saying is that what type of image do you want to set for yourself? Whatever it is, it's really blurry.
Fatima.