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Potato

Kato, whose nickname is potato, wrote a series of detailed messages expressing her gratitude to my buddy Shai and I for our hospitality and detailing her adventures in Australia to which we would only respond:

POTATO!!!

She complained:

HUNTSY!!!
i hate you

I responded:

POTATO!!!
Brevity is the soul of wit. Look! Now I've said more and it was superfluous. POTATO!!! says it all. It is the ellipsis for our lives. It reflects exactly whatever each individual reader must take away from the text allowing them the same bildungsroman that has heretofore been reserved for the read. It offers a perfect catharsis to those willing to open their minds to its simplicity and the possibility that sometimes the answer is just that simple. I guess what I'm trying to say is...

POTATO!!!

She replies:

you boys are cut off. cut.
although i must relate before the official email cut off...drove the great ocean road today! (well of course i didnt drive, that would be like hunter driving stick shift on the left side of the road...i know, frightening!) now you get nothing further until you deliver with some news or at least something more creative than the attached.

signing off,
potato :)