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Behind every great man there’s a woman. Behind that woman there's his advisors. Behind that there’s a thronging mass that never gets any credit. I want you to be a part of that thronging mass! Yes. You! I know. I’m not really singling you out with this message, but that’s part of being the thronging mass. The figurehead, that’s me, always seems like he’s talking just to you but really he’s not. He’s talking to the thronging mass. Listen, you should just sign up anyway. I mean, what’s the worst that could happen? The house on un-American activities finds out the names of everyone involved and you all get blacklisted. Then later George Clooney makes a movie about you. So really it’s a win-win. The point is this. I have some very strongly held beliefs. It’s just right now I’m not really sure what they are. So in the meantime, let’s just focus on making me the most famous person alive. I don’t need money, just fanatical I’ll-drink-any-koolaid-you-give-me type devotion... |
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