Public Exhibitionism

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Almost…there…

Could that smile be more forced? I love science really…

There’s a perfectly good explanation. I swear. My roommate and I had a bet to see who could be a better woman…that’s a terrible explanation.

To be young and wearing tails.

Some people don’t believe I’m black. Just because my skin is white. That’s a little superficial don’t you think? I mean they wouldn’t think that way if they checked out my ass. It’s huuuuuge!

I used to make my roommate wear a Starbucks pinny so I could practice making women cry for sport.

I’m the Southwestern pimp. I put the ho in Tahoe. The best part is the host of the pimps ‘n hos party was actually a ho! So much chutzpah...

Me…wetsuit…middle of NYC. Whatever the good explanation for me being in a dress is probably applies here.

On a pool table…signing autographs.

If only I could find a woman who looked like me. Then I’d be happy.

This is me after half a beer with Sweeney, the President of the New York Chapter of my fan club. To be fair her personality is pretty intoxicating even if the half a beer wasn’t.

I was supposed to be "Winged Mercury" but everybody thought I was the FTD man. So misunderstood.